"Love as Thou Wilt"

27th March 2012

Photoset reblogged from Hey Funniest Post! with 37,382 notes

5eva…. :p

heyfunniest:

Need to laugh? This blog is perfect for you!!

Source: odairmeknot

27th March 2012

Chat reblogged from Hey Funniest Post! with 21,051 notes

Katniss: lets commit suicide with nightlock
Peeta: okay baby whatever you want
Katniss: 3
Katniss: 2
Katniss: 1
Peeta: hold up-
Peeta: omfg this braid
Peeta: can i touch it
Peeta: how did you make it so neat
Peeta: you're gonna have to teach me how to do one of these
Peeta: its so soft
Peeta: i cant even

Source: peetasfakeleg

27th March 2012

Photo reblogged from and all i loved, i loved alone with 13,502 notes

mishafordinner:

orgasm-donor:

“JENSEN. JENSEN, I CAN’T SEE! JEN. JEEEEEEEEN. JEN YOU NEED TO HELP ME I CAN’T SEE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING OH GOD I’M SCARED WHAT IF I’M BLIND AND CAN NEVER SEE AGAIN OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.”

“Jared, you just have some stuff on your face. Take it off.”

“IT’S DARK, JENSEN. IT’S DARK AND I DON’T LIKE IT.”

“Jared all you ne—”

“DARK, JENSEN! DARK.”

“IT WAS LIGHT, BUT NOW IT’S DARK.”

Source: anythingtomakeyoustay

27th March 2012

Chat reblogged from Take a Sad Song and Make It Better. with 3,879 notes

A Baker's World

Peeta: Look at this bread...
Katniss: Oh God...
Peeta: I think it's wheat.
Katniss: Please no..
Peeta: Wouldn't ya think that it rises with yeast?
Katniss:
Peeta: Wouldn't you think I'm the boy, the boy with the baaaakery?
Peeta: Look at this stove, treasures untold...
Peeta: How many wonders can one cabinet hold?
Peeta: Lookin' around here you'd think, sure, he's got eveeerything.
Peeta: I've got flour and sugar aplenty..
Peeta: I've got frosting and icings galore!
Peeta: You want cakepops? I got 20!
Peeta: But who cares, no big deal, I waaant mooore!!!
Peeta: I want to be where the bakers are...
Peeta: District 12 is no place for kneading.
Peeta: Baking around on those...What do you call 'em? Oh, cookie sheeeets.
Peeta: Up where they stay, making the buns, up where they bake all day just for fun.
Katniss: Are you done?
Peeta: Wandering free, wish I could be in a baker's wooorld!